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Tuesday, May 8, 2012

If Davy Crockett Was Alive Today

He would start off by punching Justin Bieber in the face.  Then he would re-establish himself as king of the wild frontier by riding a shark, like a badass.

After dominating this shark he would tattoo the guy who tried to do this before him and got his arm bit off.  this is what it would look like:

Now that he has returned to his true greatness he would travel the world making illegitimate children.  Here are a couple of them:



After his world tour he would settle down with his new wife:

If Davy Crockett were alive today...

BadAss Animals Part 2 coming soon.

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