After dominating this shark he would tattoo the guy who tried to do this before him and got his arm bit off. this is what it would look like:
Now that he has returned to his true greatness he would travel the world making illegitimate children. Here are a couple of them:
After his world tour he would settle down with his new wife:
If Davy Crockett were alive today...
BadAss Animals Part 2 coming soon.